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A Fake Smile 

AKA: Pan Am smile or Botox smile.

To deliver withering insults with a faux sweet smile. It's a socialized way for high ranking classy women/men who have to refrain from stooping to their haters level when in reality, they're desperately wishing that the person would be decapitated by a flying toilet carrying their own trots and any bullshit that the looseness of their bowels cannot carry.
A fake smile can also be used to replace the middle finger or a punch to the mouth to those who don't seem to understand that you could not care less of what they think of you. Their jealousy is a good indication that you must be an awesome person of the highest calibre to spark such fury, envy and outrage.
A Fake Smile by The flying toilet February 7, 2018
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Fake Stoner 

Somebody who smokes weed once, then decides that they must learn everything about marijuana and look at weed accessories all day. They will commonly not give a fuck about anything you say if it doesn't involve weed. They will correct a legit stoner with scientific facts about weed. Also they will call themselves hippies and wear nothing but Rastafarian colors all the time. They only listen to Kottonmouth Kings and other artists who only sing about "smoking the herb" Total fucking grievances.
Me- "Well I just got a joint of purple destroyer, (real strain, dank as all fuck) im going to listen to Bring Me The Horizon"
Fake Stoner- " First of all, strains don't matter, secondly joints are a scientific waste of weed, and finally listen to Bob Marley, what you listen to doesn't even discuss weed, you're not a stoner."
Me- Oh my fucking word, shut up you little wannabe fake stoner!!!!!!
Fake Stoner by AtomicGamer17 July 29, 2013

fake shitting 

The act of sitting on the toilet with an electronic device claiming to be shitting.
You know you could have gotten your homework done if you weren't in the bathroom fake shitting.
fake shitting by River rat man April 25, 2017

Flame silver 

Actually silver flame but that already had a definition and people would get confused
Anyway
Silverflame is a fortnite player that thinks

they are better than they sre

Pls accept I’ve been denied so many times I just want to have a laugh with my mates I don’t mean any offence
*breaks wall instead of editing that’s a flame silverright there my guy

fake slytherin 

bitch who thinks she's a slytherin just because she's in love with Draco Malfoy
fake slytherin by i am such a nerd October 13, 2020

blue flame special 

A derogative term that borrows from both the concept of the "blue-plate special" and the practice of "blue flaming" to suggest a generic knucklehead, most likely male.
Son, you're a regular blue flame special- young, dumb and full of cum.
blue flame special by jshmish September 20, 2009

Fake Steeze 

Fake style; when a skateboarder tries too hard to have grace in his/her tricks, forcing something that isn't there.
That skater is so full of fake steeze; he just mob flips everything.
Fake Steeze by HitPop December 17, 2008