Big Facts

When you're keeping it real to the max!

Him: Is she a hoe bro?
Me: Yea she is dead ass word to my muva Big Facts #BigFacts
Him: Say no more! Im lit.

by OsoAuzzie August 24, 2016

Alternative Facts

Using lies in an attempt to change the truth when the actual truth does not conform to the narrative you want to forward.

The press secretary didn't lie he was just using alternative facts.

by poidogp January 22, 2017

flatshift

Racing background. Changing the gears without stepping off the accelerator pedal.

I flatshifted into second gear.

by lexa April 15, 2005

foug facts

A fact delivered, typically out of context or awkwardly, that is usually mistruen or completely false. The claim(s) is largely 'supported' through word of mouth by personal sources.

Foug: The chlorine level found in Halifax's water supply is 0.0017ppm.

Group" *stunned.

Foug: My dad said so.

by foug January 29, 2005

Straight Facts

The higher degree of "facts." It is an emphasized version of "facts" meaning extremely true or something that is beyond true.

Billy: "Your dick is so much bigger than mine."
Alston: "Straight facts!"

by Butt Fuck Egypt December 6, 2018

Flats

a flat shoe, looks like a ballerina slipper, that girls are wearing all the time. They can come in any color and with most any design on them. Causes = smelly, sweaty feet.

Look, that girl is wearing gold flats to match her gold earrings and gold purse.

by anti-flat April 10, 2010

Alternative Facts

What a liar calls his lies, to reassure himself.

Todd: Why did Spicer tell a falsehood to the press?
Conway: What you're calling "falsehoods" are actually just alternative facts.

by @dumptrump January 22, 2017