Five Finger Festival of Fun

male masturbation

"Hey man, why is your keyboard so sticky?"

"I had myself a five finger festival of fun."

by sween999 June 21, 2009

five finger disco

A general term for masturbation, both male and female.

Since no one will sleep with me tonight, I guess I'm going to go five finger disco.

by rel422 November 22, 2011

Five finger dragon

When you dump hot sauce all over your hand and fist someone in the anus.

I Five finger dragoned him so hard in the anus that I don't think he'll we walking soon

by SatansFutileDeviant June 17, 2016

five finger death stroke

To stroke a penis so well the man passes out when he cums

"I gave him the five finger death stroke so well that he was out for days"

by UrbanGram January 14, 2017

Five finger death punch

Getting fisted while on your period.

I heard that girl got five finger death punched.

by RustyyShacklefordd November 16, 2014

Five Finger Discount

If you can fit five fingers, you get a discount

I got the five finger discount because that ho had a loose pussy

by Rihanyce November 26, 2011

five finger assault

Getting it on with your right hand (masterbating)

I was sitting at home, watching golden girls, and decided to giv'r the five finger assault.

by andyBOB September 26, 2005