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crazy fireman

when a man is about to jizz, he lights her pubic hair on fire and puts it out with his man juice
Jane is in the hospital because Chris didn't jizz fast enough, so she has burns all over her cooch
by steelingmyheart December 2, 2004
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visiting fireman

Hello this is Joe he is a visiting fireman.
by Lori the K April 16, 2008
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alaskan fireman

When you are about to blow your load, start a girl's pubic hair on fire. Pull out, make a siren noise, and put out the fire with said load.
I just gave that bitch an alaskan fireman, and now she has 3rd degree burns!
by LOLNOU February 1, 2008
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Rubber Fireman

Safe sex method that lets you have sex with a girl of questionable morals. It involves putting on a condom, dipping it in hot sauce, and then putting on a second condom. This way if the outer condom breaks she'll know and if the inner one breaks, you'll know.
Did you bang Sarah last night? Yeah I had to use the Rubber Fireman.
by W K Enterprises January 28, 2011
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German Fireman

The act of snorting a line of Andy Capp’s Hot Fries immediately followed by chugging an ice cold, refreshing and never bitter, Becks - Germanys Finest Export.
Eric: Hey, any fun plans for tonight?
Tim: Nothing really, I have a can of Sherwin Williams at home that I’ve been dying to crack but I think I’ll just do a German Fireman instead!
by uuuhithinkimoutside August 9, 2018
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Missouri Fireman

A sex act where you take off your pants. You then proceed to squat down and shit all over your marriage.
John: Did you here that about poor Rick?
Gary: Yeah I heard Vanessa gave him the old Missouri Fireman.
by da5id November 23, 2016
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beat the fireman

I'm going home to beat the firemaninto submission.
I'm so horny today,I'm going to punch the clownlike he owes me money.
by J0esm0mma April 14, 2008
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