firehousing

to sit/talk/read/write/destroy/construct at the firehouse, all while socializing obnoxiously.

"whatcha doing tonight?"

"oh, nothing, just firehousing"

by loveinthelibrary October 24, 2009

loose firehose

When i'm changing my kids diaper, just when i'm about to lock it around him he starts spraying like old faithful!

I just got done wiping his backside and BOOM! He starts spraying like a loose firehose!

by donnieshutthefuckup January 29, 2008

firehouse

A game played mostly by middle/high school girls where they name three guys and the other person has to choose (hypothetically) which one to marry, which one to bang, and which one to kill.

Girl 1: "Firehouse—Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom and Taylor Lautner."
Girl 2: "Kill Taylor, marry Johnny and bang Orlando."

by mmmmfudge February 17, 2010

Firehosing

The feeling when you know you will have a liquid shit. As you sit down on the toilet it is already starting to come out and the longer it goes the better you feel, spraying out with such force you could put out a fire.

After eating those spicy wings I was firehosing in the bathroom!

by Ryebird April 2, 2015

FireLog

The aftermath of eating a hot and spicy meal.

As I sat on the toilet, I could barely stand the wrath of the FireLog

by MrkT January 12, 2008

Firehorn

The act of spraying deodorant into the horn of a nineteen twenties motor car with the bulb depressed, and consequently igniting and honking your way to satisfaction, usually with the accompanying high pitched chant of "Firehorn!"

"Firehorn, firehorn, firehorn!"

by Sandy Excalibur December 30, 2007

firehouse hot

an ugly female looks good at the firehouse because majority dudes. Get her with any other females and she looks bad

damn, she was a 10 at the firehouse but a 2 at the club, firehouse hot

by Fgdhsj April 27, 2020