Nova Scotian Fire hydrant

The act of fisting someones anus while the recipitent is constipated, until they release all wet sloppy poop into the others mouth

He really layed down that Nova scotian fire hydrant on me!

by brizzgetter902 February 21, 2026

The Flint Michigan Fire Hydrant

When a girl is riding reverse cowgirl and pulls the man's knees up to her shoulders as he violently spews laxative induced volcanic diarrhea across the room. Commonly announced in conversation as the abbreviation, F.M.F.H.

Hey babe, since the owner of this Airbnb was being such a lying jerk, wanna do the F.M.F.H.(The Flint Michigan Fire Hydrant) on the kitchen counter before we leave?

by JBone9940 December 12, 2025

Human Fire Hydrants

When a high wasted midget wears red pants and have a big ass.

SNL skit with Bill Hader and Seth Myers where Stefon says a club Twice has thought of everything including human fire hydrants

by KIDKIDOOO April 25, 2010

fire hydranting

The acting of violently spraying a liquid, often blood. Visually what happens if you hit a fire hydrant. Common to graphic films and murder scenes.

Ohh Shit! That guy cut off my arm and now its fire hydranting!

by L. Lawliet March 12, 2008

fire hidrant

the grossest thing on the face of the earth other then school. Used for dogs and to put out fires however dogs use it more.

1)the fat dog peed on he fire hidrant

2) the house was on fire.

by cupatercake April 25, 2009

fire hydranted

When your penis explodes uncontrollably when touched by others

Hey dude I totally Fire hydranted today"

by Derek jeter September 27, 2015

Fire Hydranting

Squirting on end for hours and hours and splashing all over the place.

Becky found a new man who made her get to fire hydranting.

by 307Badger March 28, 2022