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Chinese fire drill

To bludgeon with a long, solid metal bar swung in an overhead, two handed motion
He tried to maizehole me, so I chinese fire drilled him
by Chief Maizholington October 22, 2015
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Chinese Fire Drill

When you and your buddy are silly pussyfucking the horsejizz out of two different girls in two different rooms and after you both semenize their clits you and your broad meet your buddy and his whore in the kitchen. Once you have met, you high five your buddy and switch girls. Only this time, you have to stick your chocolate in her chocolate factory.
Last night, me and Spencer absolutely Chinese fire drill’d the cowshit out of two black hookers.”

“Harris was Chinese fire drilling this one cunt, and she pulled an amber heard after he had his winnie in her Pooh!”
by buster_hymen69420 May 4, 2022
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Canadian fire drill

When your server leaves and everyone at the table switches seats and/or tables before he/she gets back just to fuck with them.
"My asshole table just did a Canadian fire drill now they are all mixed up in the pos system!"

"She's gone! Hurry and do a Canadian fire drill before she gets back!"
by Trogdor312 August 18, 2020
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Fire Drill

The act of leaving a stadium before the full-time whistle because your team is being absolutely battered!
Fire Drill at Saint Marys as Chelsea score 4 before the half-time whistle
by Jack Spank9049 April 9, 2022
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Irish Fire Drill

Similar to a Chinese Firedrill, but the participants run around the outside of a pub when the drill is called. The participants must then finish the remainder of their drinks once a lap is completed. Bonus points for stealing homeless people's belongings and not vomiting.
Dude, I've been working out and running a lot lately. I'm training for O'Connell's Irish Fire Drill.
by krazykaptain September 8, 2014
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fire drill

A loud beeping fire alarm that happens every month at school
STUDENTS, EVACUATE THE BUILDING! THERE IS A FIRE DRILL
by UDfan1234567890 December 10, 2018
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Mexican Fire Drill

After Mexicans heat up fish in the break room microwave you retaliate by putting a bag of microwave popcorn in for 10 minutes and watch it burn! I JUST PULLED A MEXICAN FIRE DRILL BRO!
Screw this smell of stinky fish in the microwave! I am pulling a Mexican Fire Drill
by Twnkie The Kid November 21, 2022
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