European Fire Drill

A European Fire Drill is when you go to a crowded place with your friends and rotate the Instructor and the Student, the Instructor points out a guy, the Student runs to the guy and knocks him out cold in one punch then bolts for the door with his friends clearing the way.

I saw a dude get knocked the fuck out when I was out last night, I wondered if he deserved it or if it was a European Fire Drill.

Friend: Dude, no one has a reason to hit you?
Dude: No.
Friend: *laughs* You got European Fire Drilled

by Karllossus February 21, 2011

Irish Fire Drill

Pulling a fire alarm in a crowded bar for no apparent reason.

When we were hanging out at O'Brian's the other night and Ryan McMurphy was just standing there, quietly drinking his Guinness, I should have known he was about to pull an Irish Fire Drill.

by Isosceles June 11, 2013

Irish Fire Drill

Similar to a chinese fire drill. However, instead of waiting to get to a stoplight, participants exit the car while it is still moving. Can be performed with multiple cars and also with multiple cars where only the drivers switch. This manuever is usually preceded by several pints of guinness.

Alex: ......a chinese fire drill? Does it involve fireworks?

Ben: I said irish fire drill you retard. Its a cocktail with 2 parts beer and three parts stupidity.

by spider_nugget December 11, 2009

Chinese fire drill

To bludgeon with a long, solid metal bar swung in an overhead, two handed motion

He tried to maizehole me, so I chinese fire drilled him

by Chief Maizholington October 22, 2015

Irish Fire Drill

Similar to a Chinese Firedrill, but the participants run around the outside of a pub when the drill is called. The participants must then finish the remainder of their drinks once a lap is completed. Bonus points for stealing homeless people's belongings and not vomiting.

Dude, I've been working out and running a lot lately. I'm training for O'Connell's Irish Fire Drill.

by krazykaptain September 8, 2014

Philippino Fire Drill

When in an orgy someone yells out PHILIPPINO FIRE DRILL and everybody stops what they're doing and runs around. When the same one yells STOP everyone settles down with a partner no matter the gender.

Man1: Im never doing another Philippino fire drill again last time I did I got Kevin.

by ChaWill April 19, 2017

tijuana fire drill

When you go down on someone after eating hot wings.

She was going down on me and it started heating up down there. We just went to Wings n Things so it was a Tijuana Fire Drill.

by Chols June 24, 2017