Finnish school

Schools in Finland are the best schools. They allow mental health breaks, shorter school time, and have better graduation rates than almost any other country.

Finnish Person: I used to go to the best school.
Danish Person: Let me guess, a Finnish school.

by a guy named Hashbrown April 13, 2022

Finnish Exit

When your SO is so cold they ghost your relationship

“Yeah we were in a relationship, but i just stopped hearing from her, it was a Finnish Exit”

by BagAlertBagAlert October 3, 2022

the finnish grand dragon

A sex act where the male farts in the females mouth and then the female blows out the fart from her mouth into a fire that ignites the fart blown out from her mouth.

Him: Hey, do you wanna do the finnish grand dragon with me today?

Her: Yeah.

by _123345_ July 26, 2021

finnish appreciation day

September 3rd
Appreciate people from Finland

September 3rd is Finnish appreciation day
Appreciate people from Finland

*to a Finnish person* You are appreciated.

by Chicken nugget 171 August 4, 2022

Finnish citizen

A Finnish Citizen is a man who loves fucking deers while drinking absolut Vodka meanwhile he is shooting russians on the border

Dang, that dude is a finnish Citizen

by A random Finn December 1, 2019

Finnish Icicle

When you freeze your penis to where it starts being painful, then you run inside and place it inside of your sleeping significant others vagina.

It's cold outside, my dicks about to freeze off I better run inside and give the old wifey a Finnish Icicle to save it from happening.

by Mr.Bee February 21, 2022

The Finnish Twist Of Versatility

What I call homo-sapiens who are headstrong.

Person 1: Are you headstrong?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "The Finnish Twist Of Versatility"

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025