greasy fig

To take a shit on the morning after a night out on the booze and junk food.

I had a skin full of beer and a stomach full of curry and curled off a bowl of greasy figs this morning.

by Ben kill July 13, 2007

fig

ring peice, old rinkled looking fig.

lick my fig

by i love fig June 14, 2003

Fig Newton

The most godly food in the universe. The greatest cookie thinger ever. It contains the jam of figs and is covered by a chewy cake bread.

Kevin, eat this fig newton because you are stupid.

by BDALE4LIFE September 26, 2005

Figs Hat

a stylish hat worn by men and/or women. It has earflaps, pom poms, and anything else that at hat-wearer would desire.

wow nice figs hat, man! you look incredible!!

by anonymouslover88 March 6, 2010

bobo fig

a BOBO FIG is a stupid looking person that's trying to look "funny" . rather used on roblox .

hey fin look it's a bobo fig

by xangas April 6, 2021

U-Fig

U-Fig = You Flag Waving Ignorant Geek

who wants to come with me and hide in the sky?
you and me should go outside and beat em' beat em' beat em' beat em' beat em' beat em'
all pathetic flag waving ignorant geeks, and we'll eat em' eat em' eat em' eat em' eat em' eat em'

U-Fig

by Elliot1337sttharealfinalboss August 21, 2011

Fig Newton

A nice way to say faggot with out disrespecting somebody.

Dude you're such a Fig Newton!

by CIZE June 7, 2013