the crayon fic

a fanfiction depicting dan howell and phil lester shoving melted crayons up their rectums.

please don't read, im scarred for life.

"hey, have you read the crayon fic?"
"NEVER SAY THE WORD CRAYON AGAIN YOU BITCH HOE FUCKING FUCKER"

by jessinof July 22, 2017

Fic

Friend in charge

Since we’re going to the bars, we need a Fic, or a friend in charge to keep us all in check

by stellaabella345 April 3, 2022

heroin fic

A term used when describing fanfictions that are incredibly obscene and usually involve bizarre character arcs and alternative universes. An example of this could be fan fictions centered around hard drug addictions that characters previously did not have, characters having murderous schizophrenic meltdowns, or characters getting probed by aliens.

"Did you read that heroin fic I sent you? It really messed me up."

by cursebert May 24, 2021

The kitten fic

a disgusting fic written about the pairing Dan Howell and Phil Lester.
It involves:
-bathing in excrements
-getting turned on by a kitten
-using kitten excrements for sexual pleasure

-using excrements for sexual pleasure

It sadly does not include something that makes you forget it instantly.

phan 1: what's The Kitten Fic?
phan 2: *gags*

by DistractedBandPhan August 17, 2019

Fic

What hot women working in corporate call their "office"

1. "Where are you headed?"
2. "Im headed to the fic!"

by ratatwoeee January 9, 2024

Fauji Industrial Complex (FIC)

The Fauji Industrial Complex (FIC) refers to the Pakistan military’s expansive and controversial business empire, encompassing industries such as real estate, manufacturing, and energy. Critics argue this vast commercial network blurs the line between military and civilian spheres, concentrating economic power within the military, reducing transparency, and undermining democratic governance by allowing the military to exert substantial influence over Pakistan’s economy and policies.

Many believe the Fauji Industrial Complex (FIC) distorts Pakistan’s economy by allowing the military to control major industries, limiting fair competition and civilian oversight.

by Viperfoeva December 13, 2024

Fic

Fucking Illinois Cunt; a female driver with Illinois plates

Josh was driving south on Wisconsin highway 41, a female with an Illinois plates is passing him going 90 mph. He then catches up to her, after maintaining his own speed, as the same female Illinois driver is going 50 mph. He mutters under his breath, "fucking fic"

by mEcHaNiCaLpOuLtRy April 15, 2022