the crayon fic

a fanfiction depicting dan howell and phil lester shoving melted crayons up their rectums.

please don't read, im scarred for life.

"hey, have you read the crayon fic?"
"NEVER SAY THE WORD CRAYON AGAIN YOU BITCH HOE FUCKING FUCKER"

by jessinof July 22, 2017

Fic Baiting (v)

When an author intentionally acts like their work is complete until the bottom of the last page, baiting interested readers and inflating their fic stats to further the illusion.

An author I really like just started fic baiting (v) all their recent works and now I don't think I can trust them anymore because nothing they've actually written is finished despite the tags.

by VerbatimToxicology April 3, 2023

Milk Fic

The fanfic was first published in February 2011 on swirlshakeitup's Livejournal. Infamous in 2011 - 2014, it was Brendon giving Ryan a milk enema. It eventually started to be picked up by other fandoms and used as copypastas just replacing their names (most popular being Smosh, Dan & Phil, MCR etc.) Because of numerous instances of the fic being copied, the author took the original down in December 2012.

"I just realized it's been 12 years since the milk fic came out."

"WHY would you remind me of that?"

by aariana November 26, 2023

Fauji Industrial Complex (FIC)

The Fauji Industrial Complex (FIC) refers to the Pakistan military’s expansive and controversial business empire, encompassing industries such as real estate, manufacturing, and energy. Critics argue this vast commercial network blurs the line between military and civilian spheres, concentrating economic power within the military, reducing transparency, and undermining democratic governance by allowing the military to exert substantial influence over Pakistan’s economy and policies.

Many believe the Fauji Industrial Complex (FIC) distorts Pakistan’s economy by allowing the military to control major industries, limiting fair competition and civilian oversight.

by Viperfoeva December 13, 2024

Fang fic

It's writing based on pop culture that emulates the writing of My Immortal.

- Did you read that fang fic?

- No, i'm a My Immortal purist.

by Hitsu February 8, 2018

Ficced

Writing a fanfiction, faction, story.

"Hi you! Fell in love with your Sterek two faces gifset. Would you mind if I ficced under it and reblogged?"

by Posu June 24, 2013

Fic

Fucking Illinois Cunt; a female driver with Illinois plates

Josh was driving south on Wisconsin highway 41, a female with an Illinois plates is passing him going 90 mph. He then catches up to her, after maintaining his own speed, as the same female Illinois driver is going 50 mph. He mutters under his breath, "fucking fic"

by mEcHaNiCaLpOuLtRy April 15, 2022