Femorrhoid

When a woman's vagina is so prolapsed and her cervix has been so destroyed through penetration, one or more of her ovaries hang out.

Dave: "Man, Amy was such a whore that she had a femorrhoid!"

Pete: "Doesn't surprise me. I'm dead inside"

by man room May 14, 2009

Feura Bush

its bad ass mother fucking town in the woods were bmx riders thrive to be pro... they have sickest shit to ride ever and the are man whore and get pussy all the time....well atleast two of them do...these bad ass mother fuckers are found at gangsterskater12 on youtube....look them up...there vids will blow ur tits/dick off

Yo wanna go to feura bush and hang out with some bad ass motherr fuckers?

by BigDickBandit#1 January 1, 2012

Fumurka-Durka

the name for when you see a walrus on the bus eating a kit-kat.

you get on the bus look at the back seats and there is a walrus named Dave eating a kit-kat so you say Fumurka-Durka

by turnaa February 27, 2011

Femorrhoid

The woman that's always on your ass, like she's attached.

Fuck.. my wife just wont get off my ass about mowing the lawn.. shes such a femorrhoid.

by MSpar September 9, 2012

Femullet

A woman with a mullet.

Yo, check out that chick's femullet!

by Superkid3112 May 28, 2010

feburary 1st

The day where u sit and watch netflix all day also because its my birthday bitches

hey its feburary 1st im watching netflix day and thinking about the bitches birthday

by paytonnn from tiktok🥴 October 28, 2019

FEMUS

An annoying coworker who thinks that he is an authority on every subject ever conceived. Behavior includes (but is not limited to) butting in to every conversation within ear-shot, complains incessantly, taking over and fucking up other people's projects, picking fights for the sake of fighting, fucking up because he thinks that he knows everything and doesn't need to RTFM or ask questions to more knowledgeable staff members, invites himself along to lunches and happy hours, brags incessantly, physically stinks of rotten cabbage, and crying whenever something doesn't go his way.

Originally conceived as an acronym for our coworker Sam's bizarro twin - "Fat, Evil, Melting, and Ugly Sammy."

"God damnit! Who invited Femus!"


Guy 1: "...then we went to the Pizza House for lunch..."
Femus: "You know, the origins of pizza are very interesting. They come from the Aboriginal tribes of Scandinavia and include rack mountable switch plates and overdrive compartments."
Guy 1: "What the fuck are you talking about? Who asked you anyway, you stupid fucking prick."

by billberto March 23, 2005