fagstack

A pile of men having sex with each other, stacked up as high as the eye can see.

Someone stood the man-train up on one end, and suddenly it became a fagstack.

alternate: Outta my way, fagstack!

by Lumpy McFugly July 23, 2003

fatstick

A stick that has fat on it. Mostly used for beating little kids.

I beat your two year old brother with your mommy's fatstick.

by Mr. Vader May 8, 2005

fatslap

some one who is fat and touches themselves at night.

my room-ate is a fatslap, all he does is eat and touch himself at night

by RVL12 March 4, 2008

fattack

aggressive behavior from a person who is grossly or morbidly overweight, i.e. fat

Dude, leave that chick alone or you might get fattacked.

by fringeling June 6, 2009

fastalker

facebook stalker

me: omg this guy found out everything about me from facebook
friend: wow hes a fastalker

by picklessareyummmy October 21, 2008

fartstache

A dirty moustache, or the hair in your ass.

"When I poop, a lot is left in my fartstache".

"Check out John's fartstache! Man, he really should get rid of it."

by Sele92 November 2, 2013

Fartstagram

The act of recording the sound of your flatulence and instant messaging it to others.

Q: Did you get the Fartstagram I sent you?

A: Yeah Dude, sounded like you needed to wipe after that one!

Smellfie

by Redbarn Guy October 21, 2015