fark

What most of us understand to be a pronged eating utensil or split in the road. "Fark" is the midwestern/southern pronunciation of "fork".

Hey Billy Bob, could you please warsh the knives and farks?

by farkedtongue February 21, 2009

fark

(noun) - Harvard-style definition: flatulance occuring, and most likely caused by the activity, while one is engaged in sexual intercourse.
URBAN DEF.: a fart while one is having a fuck, or fucking.
also: farking, farked
(origin: the term is a mix of the two derogatory terms "fart" and "fuck"; Source: High Times magazine, 1980s)

He suddenly stopped banging her, dragging his ass to the side of the bed to avoid farking a third time, and swore he'd never again eat bean chili during a date.

by ringhorne July 27, 2005

fark

pertaining to sex, expressing ones feelings toward the outcome of a situation

"Don'd fark this up!" or "I need good farking"

by Ram MacKenzie October 14, 2007

fark

To make fun of a person on the internet by doctoring up photos of them in humorous ways and posting them on message boards.

Beano (on the Oklahoma Sooners message board) is farking UW coach Rick Neuheisel for his gambling indiscretion.

by Steve A June 18, 2003

fark

a big chunky fart

Dude, i accidently farked at Lisa's house yesterday.

I farked and and the house smelled really bad.

by superawesomecoolio January 03, 2010

fark

is when a girl farts while your getting her in her ass!!

I was having sex with ruth and she farked right on my dick!

by jurrasic fark October 18, 2009

fark

an obviously gay man who claims to be straight but is not, in any meaning of the word.
- a deregatory word to be used to piss off an asshole or friend that upset you

that fark really needs to admit it so he can get on with his life.

by credkim November 22, 2004