facemire

the only man who can walk on solid concreate, do a face plant and yet navigate stairs

this guy i work with is a facemire

by stoner352187 October 19, 2009

fakemacian

A person that acts Jamaican but is not

That honkey is a fakemacian

by Mamaleezard March 15, 2015

Faeem

He’s the shortest out of all his friends, yet you’d still have a crush on him (even if you don’t like him) once he’s in love with you he will express it in every way, he’s cute but always catches feeling for the wrong girls, he’s always the first to step up to help his friends you will first see him as an (asshole) but soon become his best friend, he’s funny loud and has the biggest gob which leads him to getting in trouble, he loves exposing people and will have the guts to give someone an honest opinion.

You’re acting like Faeem today.

by Phs346 April 2, 2020

Fahman

Fahman's are a type of alfa male, that are said to have powers unlike any other. You always bow or kneel before a Fahman, as they are seen as super human

I saw a Fahman today, I bowed before him.

by anonymous October 23, 2020

facemat

It’s like a doormat except your face is the thing being used. It’s usually a skater boy wiping his shoes on your face and it’s more popular with teenagers.

Person 1: I can’t believe that he used you as a facemat, his shoes are dirty, and he smeared the dirt all over your face!
Person 2: That’s what facemats are for, better than doormats.

by doughbrough November 20, 2020

Faheema

Faheema is the most stylish friend. She has the best taste. She’s funny cool and kind. Sometimes she can be rude but it’s all jokes at the end. She’s very crazy with her friends but she’s shy with others. She acts hard but she’s lowkey soft at heart. We all know a faheema

Damn faheema is stylish!!

by Lala emma March 10, 2021

fademan

He who camps and hides

Where is has fademan run away to?

by Justin Wong February 11, 2004