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Someone who is acting like an idiot and is making very poor decisions.
Alex: Whoops it looks like I tripped and unplugged the playstation, sorry.
Toby: Nice going fucknut.
by ballsack puncher 334 January 13, 2025
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Fucknut Johnson

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wat my dad calls you

Someone is a complete "dumbass"
by Chevelle17 January 16, 2009
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Fucknut's Stalker

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A slithering, slimy, liberal piece of crap without a life who if he had the means to get a life or get get laid might mellow out. He jocks Fucknuts and sends him E mail asking him if he can perform oral sex on him. Everyone on the Asheville, NC wishes Fucknuts would just blow a load in his mouth so he would quit being so annoying but Fucknuts thinks more of his semen to just discard it on the tongue of such a loser.
Look there's fucknut's stalker making an ass of himself yet again.

President Obama just introduced legislation officially discarding The Constitution and instituting Soviet Communism. Fucknut's stalker is going door to door in support of it.
by Fucknuts Sr. January 1, 2011
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fucknut balls royal

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The popular battle royal also known as fortnite, created in 2017, attracting millions of people around the world. One of the most famous content creators for this game is the one and only ligma king ninja. The game is currently in it's 7th season.
Person 1: "Hey, you want to go play fucknut balls royal?"

Person 2: "No, I think I'll just play overfuck. Fucknut sucks.
by Fucknut balls royal February 26, 2019
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Cranberry Fucknut

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Probably the best insult to use. Ever. Use it instead of dipshit, or even ass hat.
Man, you can be a real cranberry fucknut sometimes.
by HoodyDoodyCominInForTheBooty January 20, 2016
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illiterate fucknut

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someone who tries to harass or bully someone but talks or types horribly in the process
by brokenman320 November 23, 2015
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unintuitive fucknut

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Example Earl "im gonna ride a shopping cart off this roof to prove to Charlene im cool"

JoJo " omg ur such an unintuitive fucknut Earl
by diggymac May 24, 2017
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