hot freckles

Code word for Herpes

Guy #1, "Damn, Brittany's pretty hot."
Guy #2, "I'd stay away from that, she's got hot freckles."

by Hot Lunch May 11, 2016

free James Brown

The act of defecation.

Other terms which express this action include raise a stink and paint the town brown.

person 1: I really need to get in the bathroom.

person 2: Just go whiz behind the house, nobody'll see you.

person 1: But I gotta free James Brown!

person 2: wanna borrow my mom's Holy Bible to wipe with? The pages are surprisingly soft.

person 1: ok that sounds cool, but how come YOU get to be person 2? I'm the one dropping the deuce!

person 2: Look bro, I'm just a fictional character in a hypothetical conversation which was contrived for the purposes of illustration. Go ask hecktor dangus.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 7, 2010

got the free

A phrase meaning that someone is not busy and don’t have anything to do; it is more commonly used when a person wants someone to come over when their parents aren’t home.

Tyler: You tryna fuck soon?
Hailey: Yeah, I got the free tomorrow!

by emcelijah September 25, 2017

Bitch-free

You are Bitch-free when you have just broken up with some boring chick.
You are bitch-free for a minimum of 3 months up to 6 months
After this delay you are just considered as single.
If you start a new relationship, even if it is a nice girl, you are not bitch-free anymore.

- "Do you have a gf ?"
- "No, i'm bitch-free since 3 months"

by pouf November 18, 2011

Fingering free February

A girls version of no nut november

Damn we have to hold off until March because it’s fingering free February

by Iconic queen 23 November 8, 2018

Free Blow

When a stripper thinks you're very attractive, and is willing to blow you for free.

Dude I went to the strip club and got a free blow from Janet! I feel like a boss!

by lockenload23 July 24, 2016

Freckle theory

Postulated by a non-freckled human. The theory proposes with enough sun exposure a freckled person's freckles will eventually connect - seemingly making them very tan, but in fact just making them a giant freckle. This theory has not yet been proven, only tanning creams have helped self-loathing freckled individuals achieve this.

Steve: Did you see Martha the other day?
John: Yeah she's been on the beach every day; testing out the freckle theory I presume.
Steve: She sure would make one sexy giant freckle!
John: True story.

by Lauren Lynch June 10, 2008