Choking Fish Flail

The act of being choked during sex to the point of passing out and then rolling or 'flailing' around trying to get your breath back.

The couple tried the choking fish flail tonight. She rode him and choked him until he passed out.

by Missy_x June 27, 2022

flailing faggots

A pair of fucking goofs (usually consisting of a turtle and an aaron flaigot) who together flail more than either one could on his own.

Colby: Fuck, Oliver and The Kike Ring are such flailing faggots! They went off to make turtle and kike soup with steph again!
Native: Yea we shall organize a flailing faggot DOMING
Colin: Fuck those fucking goofs lets smoke a blunt

by Colby Watt July 26, 2008

cheese flail

The word cheese flail originates from a nomadic tribe in Nothern America. These sick people sit around a table and discuss how to take of the world, by force and institute a communist utopia against the will of the people. The flail is used to crush the dissenters.

The communist beat the republican with a cheese flail when he refused to eat tofu.

by The_Soapbox_Preacher_without_A_Religion October 24, 2004

wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men

A more common name for the advertising device that is also known as an Airdancer. It is a plastic humanoid shaped hollow 'bag' that when supplied with an air flow inflates and appears to flail around.
Uses include:
Attract Customers to your business.
Make a splash at your next presentation.
Keep grandma company.
Protect your crops.
Confuse your neighbours.
African American? Hail a cab.
Testify at church.
Or just raise the roof.

"Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to you!!"

by Al Harrington February 21, 2008

Plague Flail

A crude weapon constructed by shitting in a pillow case.

Jessica turned me down for prom so I beat her with a plague flail

by 14kkk88 December 02, 2018

Flail Mary

(video games) to risk using a melee attack in order to stay alive. This usually occurs when the player is low on ammunition or is due to reload, The odds of success are low but a successful attempt is often celebrated with a sigh of relief or an exuberant shout of victory.

Gamer one: " Remember that sweet flail Mary I pulled off last night? That totally won us the match."

Gamer Two: " You want a medal to go with that swelling head of yours? Get over yourself you poser."

by Knoxford English Dictionary January 12, 2015

flail

is a retarded way to say lol but who says lol so we say flail...flail = lol

flail did you see the autistic kid shit on the floor in the gym

by soccerboyrobloxdude911 November 16, 2018