Texan Finisher

For the more heavy set men, when a woman is giving you a blow job, as you are about to climax, you lift your stomach up and hit her over the head with it, knocking her unconscious.

Wow man, my wife was blowing me last night and I did the Texan finisher on her. Man she was out like a light but now my stomach hurts and I got a bruise the size of her head

by Phat J and Shotoro January 25, 2014

Finisher (Part 2)

A phrase that a girl will use during sex to finish you off (make you reach orgasm) while she's riding you, stroking you, etc. (Part 2)

If you say "I'm gonna cum!" she may respond with a verbal "finisher"
- “Your skin tone is so sexy!”
- “You have such sexy eyes!”
- ”You’re so hot / sexy / cute!”
- “You’re the only one I want!”
- “I want you to release the biggest cumshot you’ve ever had!”
- "I want you to bust the biggest nut in human history!"
- “You want this, don’t you?”
- “You know you want this!”
- “I only want to be with you!”
- “You’re so lucky to have a girl like me!”
- “You must be so glad to have a girl like me!”
- “You’re the only one that can satisfy me!”
- “I’m the only one that you want!”
- “I’m the only one that can please you!”
- “I’m so glad we met!”
- “Aren’t you glad you met me?”
- “You’re even better than last time!”
- ”Cum for me as hard as you can!”
- “Cum for me like you mean it!”
- “Don’t worry, honey, it’ll all be over soon!”
- ”Just relax, babe! It won’t be much longer!”
- “What are you waiting for?! Just cum already!”
- “Hush!”
- ”Don’t talk!”
- “Ugh, just shut up!“
- “I told you to be quiet!“
- “If you keep talking, I’ll stop!“
- “Don’t talk unless you want me to stop!”
- “Give me a cum shower!”
- “Drown me in your cum!”
- “Unload your cum on me!”
- “It’s about time!”

- “Am I really that good?”
- “Wow, you must really like me!”
- “You’re gonna have to work for it!”
- "You're at my mercy!"
- “Yes, babe! You’re the one!”
- “I can make you cum anytime I want!”
- "You're so good in bed!"
- "You're amazing in bed!"
- "You're the best!"
- "You turn me on so much!"
- "You're making me so horny!"
- "You're the sexiest thing I've ever seen!"
- "Your muscles are so sexy!"
- "You look sooo good!"
- "I wanna feel all of it!"
- "You feel so good / hard!"
- "I love you so much!"
- "Tell me you love me!"
- ”You’re so much better than my ex!”
- "When are you gonna propose to me?!"
- "You better marry me someday!"
- "I'm so glad I married you!"
- “Make me your wife!”
- "I want to have your babies!"
- "I knew I'd make you cum!"
- "I knew you couldn't last much longer!"
- "I knew you couldn't resist me / handle me!"
- “I knew you couldn’t keep up with me!”
- “Aww, you’re so sweet!”
- “Aww, that’s cute!”
- "Aww, am I too much for you to handle?"
- "Aww, am I too sexy for you?"
- "I win!"
- "You lose!"

Finisher (Part 2)

by GirlsTyingUpGuys November 26, 2022

The Finisher

When a closeted homosexual gets caught catching head from a transvestite in the front seat of his car.

That's why I'm the finisher bitch, said Mr Cee. to his transvestite partner that evening after splooging on his face

by KickPush2 April 24, 2011

Finisher

A guy who is always finshing everything out no matter what the circumstances. Parties, Casinos, Chicks, Bars, Fights, Drugs Arguments...you name it he finishes it.

Danny Bonaduce rolls so hard, he is such a finisher.

by Nicdog469 February 27, 2009

Finishedstan

A group or cluster of people (may also be a place) who support a washed out goat pretender Pendu also known as Penaldo or Pen Merchant. A typical Pendustan complains about everything from media to FIFA to other teammates sometimes even the eternal GOAT, Lionel Messi. One never knows or understands what Pendustans are saying. Their reasoning capacity is generally equivalent to that of a four year old. They can get very aggressive, provocative and vulgar due to their limited logic and reasoning capabilities. They should therefore be approached with extreme caution during debates. They often lose sight of the debate and start targeting the opponent personally. They are also generally angry and highly confrontations with little regard for other peoples feelings. Often they hide behind fake social media profiles as they are scared to air their views directly.

Innocent fan : Did you see Messi’s pass in the Netherlands game?

Finishedstan : The media is rigged. My goat scored a free kick 10 years ago br vr br br ba ba …ha ha…lmao …siuuu!

by Cash 247 January 27, 2023

Bay City Firework Finisher

When you're having sex with a woman from behind and put your cigarette out in her anal cavity.

As I smoked my last cigarette and bent my cousin over the couch i couldn't find the ashtray ,so I gave her the ole' bay city firework finisher, that way we wouldn't burn my sisters house down again.

by Fuzzybushwhacker August 27, 2019

Finisher

When you finish jacking off, you rub your jizz on your cock, and find the nearest girl. After finding one, you slap your jizz covered cock in her face.

“Hey dude I’ll be right back, I’m gonna go do a finisher”
“Alright bro but put on some pants”

by YourFavMilf69 January 11, 2021