beige fibers

an expression used instead of saying "i hate life" or "fuck my life"

50 shades of beige fibers

by littlebabyclete January 24, 2017

Testie Fiber

Monkey testicles rubing against your face

that monkey is testie fibering you!!!

by crackbaby666 December 20, 2011

wild fiber

When you’ve eaten too much fiber and your next poop comes shooting out at 100mph - ready or not.

Shouldn’t have had all that wild fiber - now I pooped my pants.

by shrootbux February 15, 2023

wild fiber

When you’ve eaten too much fiber and your next poop comes shooting out at 100mph - ready or not.

Shouldn’t have had all that wild fiber - now I pooped my pants.

by shrootbux February 15, 2023

fiber optic cable

a way to express your love for someone. basically another word for i love you.

'fiber optic cable, bro."

"i fiber optic cable you too."

by amy is basically hajime November 21, 2023

Fiber Tax

The amount of fiber one has to consume in order to make sure they have a normal bowel movement without paying for it in pain.

“I have constipation, I can’t make it to the party!”
“Did you have too much or too little fiber?”
“What?” (Groans)
“If you had too little fiber, then you didn’t pay your body the fiber tax to let the stool through.”
“What if I had too much fiber?”
“Then you paid too much fiber tax!”

by DorianGray1243 July 11, 2023

fiber

bread to get fiber from

"man I needa get my fiber"
*gets fiber*
"woo! I have fiber"
has fiber"

by reallyfuckingcool January 8, 2022