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Fertilize the clock

The same as milk (or milking) the clock,
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.
Are you going home right away?

No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.

I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.
by MechisX October 17, 2016
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Fertility train

A group of 5 or more guys switch off having unprotected sex with a girl then try to find out who’s the father.
Shit man we all got drunk and and ran the fertility train through Heather.
by Life76 May 9, 2022
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Fertilize the egg

When a girl is giving you head and you're about to bust so you smash an egg on her head and bust your load on it. Then she continues to suck your cock as you lather it into her hair.
"Hey girl you wanna fertilize the egg tonight?"
by anonymous June 30, 2024
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fertilize the bush

For a man to ejaculate between the navel and genitalia of another. Usually only used when the partner has not shaved.
Man: Where do you want me to cum?
Partner: fertilize the bush!
by Ebadk fotoallb June 1, 2022
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Fertile Cows

When something isn’t very funny and you don’t know what to say, just say fertile cows to ease any tension and to break any silence.
(A friend is showing you a boring video and is laughing)

You: “Fertile Cows” (laugh softly)
by FarmerDale June 11, 2021
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Fertile

When you are extremely horny and willing to have copious amounts of sex.
Bro I’m so fertile right now!
by FertileMike August 14, 2021
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fertile ground

Ejaculating into the dirt or rocks while hiking or camping.
I took Jessica up to the cascades and got fertile ground after a hike.
by Trophy boi January 20, 2024
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