Fellatio Fairy

Fellatio Fag Fairy
One who wears a penis hat that changes colors, wears a green leotard and green ballerina slippers that proceeds to go around sucking the dicks of sleeping males. He is assisted by his two minions the Masturbation Monster & the Sodomizing Sidekick. The trio proceed to violate individuals in every distinguishable manner

Tigran returned home to assume his alter ego: the Fellatio Fairy, where his sole purpose in life along with his accomplices the Sodomizing Sidekick & the Masturbation Monster was to suck the dicks of sleeping males. His alternate ego was distinguishable by his calcified tonsils and extra whitened teeth.

by Sodomizin Sam August 28, 2006

fellatio bread

a new type of bread...mmm....tasty.

"Have you tried Jack In The Box's new fellatio bread?"

by wowen July 28, 2007

fellatio-prevented pregnancy

A possible pregnancy which a teenaged girl prevented by performing fellatio on the male who—if she did not sweet talk him into ejeculating in her mouth— would have ejeculated in her vagina.

The City Council approved the fellatio-prevented pregnancy method by signing a bill which directs the city's public high schools to give teenage girls mouth-on lessons on how to perform fellatio on mannequins appears to have persuaded sufficient teenage girls to sweet talk their boyfriend into ejaculating in their mouth instead of their vagina, because in the last 6-months the number of unwanted teenage pregnancies and also of abortions has sharply declined.

by but for October 1, 2017

fellatio squared

Two guys eating out the same girl at the same time.

Kelvin and Rex decided to pull a fellatio squared manuver on Brooke.

by KelvinG March 5, 2008

fellatio malo

A hipster twist on "bad blowjob," when an experience that should be exciting turns into a drag.

"Oh, man, I dropped the joint and can't find it."
"Fellatio malo."

by Henry Flower October 26, 2007

Fellatio Teapot Yo

Mad chill hommie. Can't touch this homegirl in any aspect of ghetto. Ausome.

Fellatio Teapot Yo is just to ghetto for this town.

by E-monay July 15, 2004

Fellatio Hornblower

A man with a long, flexible neck.

Dick, a master contortionist, performed under the stage name Fellatio Hornblower.

REFERENCE: Horatio Hornblower is the protagonist of a series of novels and stories by C. S. Forester.

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by Wizard of Odds August 26, 2023