Fapping in the dog water

This is the opposite of dog water, if you're fapping in the dog water you are absolutely god. It's a way of saying you're cracked, or goated, but on a whole new level. You are essentially fapping on all the scrubs. You especially say "I'm fapping in the dog water" when playing siege. But make sure to use it correctly or else... jk brooo I'm triiiippin.

Me: *shoots Teddy bear*

Me: He's a bot, he's dogwater, I'm fapping in the dog water.

Logan: DUUUDE YOU'RE GOATEDD

Also Logan: COCK AND CUM DICK AND JIZZ SPEEDRUN ANY% GLITCHLESS

Nick: *Team kills Logan* Sorry my Tourette's uwu

by HuboiPerez March 14, 2021

ninja fapper

To masturbate/fap silently.

Dave: Why is fapping called fapping?
Max: Because fap is the noise it makes.
Dave: I've never heard that before ..., I must be some kind of ninja fapper

by honkthedonk January 17, 2013

Anonymous Fapper

A random loser from Fap-nation who mostly spew half-assed reviews, calling out developers and creators for milking out their patrons' money (even if they're not even spending a single dime), and also insulting their fellow Anonymous Fappers for not having a girlfriend even though they don't have one themselves.

Oh look, another Anonymous Fapper posts another roast to his fellows. He should go outside and touch grass, don't you think?

by Darth Xenon July 11, 2022

Fapper's Remorse

The feeling of remorse and/or self-pity one feels after downloading or watching porn.

While George was fapping, he was in a downloading frenzy, grabbing every video that looked appealing in some way. He was feeling good about it. After fapping, he looked at all his downloads and thought, "Fuck, I'm a perv," and canceled all of them. George had fapper's remorse.

by hento March 10, 2009

fanpop

A fun website where fans go just to be fans of TV, movies, music, etc. It's about sharing favorite images, videos, and brief opinions - that's what makes it more fun than websites like DeviantArt or LiveJournal. You don't have to pretend to be an artist or writer to enjoy Fanpop. There are plenty of rabid fans constantly posting content, but it's a lot easier to ignore on Fanpop.

After a mind-numbing day at work, I check out the Sherlock updates on Fanpop for a few minutes.

by JoanOfArk March 27, 2012

Forfeit Fapping February

A month-long meme challenge, like No Nut November, that involves abstaining from fapping for the entire month of February.

There are two modes: Alpha Mode for the hardcore cumrades, and Beta Mode for the cucks that still wanna look at porn and edge.

Bloke #1: Hey Liam, now that Just Jesus January is over, wanna do Forfeit Fapping February?

Bloke #2: Nah Harry, I'll think I'll pass 'cause I've been holding in the World's Biggest Nut.

Harry: But it's our only chance to finally annihilate the furries off the face of the Earth, mate.

Liam: Holy shit, it's game on then!

by VampyWeeksFan February 1, 2019

falopa

It´s a common way of saying drug in Argentina. You can say "falopero" to refer to a drug addict.

1-la fiesta estuvo bárbara chabón: estaba lleno de falopa
-the party was amazing brotha: there was a lot of drugs
2-che loco, hay alguien que venda falopa por aca? me quiero poner re-loco...
-Hey man, are there any drug dealers around? I wanna get high!

by Pedrin March 21, 2007