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Cabbage Facepunch

When you are fucking a bitch from behind at mach 10 and you slip into her ass accidentally, when she looks back to yell at you punch her in the face.
i totally cabbage facepunched my ex last night.
by Sawatis February 16, 2019
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Facepunch

Facepunch Studios (Also known as FP, facepunch, facewound, fagsnightout, or shithouse) is one of the most controversial websites ever.

The following mods are assholes:
Greeman (WAS DEMODDED FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE)
VeryNiceLady (Is a bitch, she bans for retarded reasons.)
Dragon (It's a FURFAG who bans for SHIT reasons)

The following members are fags/retards:
Big Blue
Big Blues alts
Doug
Dougs alts
Higginz
Waterwash

The following sections should be deleted:
Furry Section
OIFY
Fast Threads
Anything unrelated to Garry's Mod

History of Facepunch-
Facepunch was the website made for the game Facewound, back in the days. It is NOW the OFFICIAL forum for Garry's Mod (See Garry's Mod) but is now filling with other gay stuff.

Back in the day around 2006 someone requested the OIFY for fur porn (It was dragon) and Garry (See Garry Newman) gave it to him. It was (and is now AGAIN) hidden and the only way to get to it was to be logged in and change the forum display number to 56.

It has been run down, (Except for Craptasket, we love you dude) who is trying to bring peace back. It is mainly used for porn dumping, spam, and shit threads.

OIFY is very strange to people. They always ask what it means/stands for. There are a ton of explainations:
OIFY is Youll Figure It Out
OIFY is Only I fucked you!

Whatever it means, go die.
Person 1: I just signed up on facepunch!
Person 2: *has stroke*
Person 3: Quick, person 3, kill it with FIRE!
Person 4: *Kills it with fire*
by Concerned Facepuncher November 30, 2009
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facepunch

(verb) to deliver (or the desire to deliver) a direct and deliberate punch to the face of someone or something

(noun) a direct and deliberate punch in the face of someone or something
(1) I am going to facepunch the next person who makes fun of my car.

(2) That tool needs a facepunch for the way he treated you.

(3) I am going to facepunch that calculus exam.

(4) I can't believe that it's snowing again; the snowflakes are like tiny little facepunches on my soul.
by drcoopa April 3, 2011
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Facepunch

'Facepunch' is for times when 'facepalm' just isnt enough...
Status- I didnt pop one out when she wanted me ._.

Guy #1- -Facepalm-

Guy #20 No dude, thats a -Facepunch-
by OMGITSME!!! May 5, 2011
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facelunch

Similar to facepalm, or headdesk, facelunch is when someone puts their head into their food in frustration or disappointment.
Alice: "I wanna marry Edward Cullen and have his babies!"
Bob: *facelunch*
by Strewth January 25, 2010
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