smelly fanny flapping

A competition to see who can flap out the grossest fanny smell

She's the regional champion at smelly fanny flapping, what a whiff worth a sniff

by mitch00uk March 26, 2015

Fanny Gallops

When a girl feels horny and her vagina starts to pulsate with excitement.

"Oh my god I'm getting fanny gallops watching that!" *ponographic film*

by Leoleanne October 30, 2008

fanny kick

The art of kicking one in the fanny

"If you don't get out of my garden im going to fanny kick you"
"If Catherine Dickinson doesn't score in hockey today im going to run and fanny kick her"
"I just got fanny kicked and I pezzed everywhere"
"FANNY KICK" (shouted while performing the action)

by pezzylezzy February 27, 2011

fanny pube session

A gathering of two or more people to discuss, compare and show each other their fannys. It helps if you are good friends.

Participants in these meetings are usually fans of getting it waxed. Discussions tend to revolve around:

-smooth results after waxing
-how much one gets taken off
-ingrown hairs and how to remove them

There is usually a practical element so make sure you bring your tweezers!

Gatherings can be planned or spontaneous, but be warned: bushes are frowned upon.

"I've got a nasty ingrown, what should I do about it?"

"Let's have a fanny pube session and decide together."

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"I came home and walked in on all my flatmates having a fanny pube session."

by LHAFPS March 17, 2011

Fanny Tap

When a girl is on her period and shes bleeding really heavy. Comparing the amount of blood lost to water coming out of a running tap.

Girl 1#: Hey whats up?
Girl 2#: My fanny tap is leaking real bad.

by rocket-roller May 9, 2011

Fanny shadowing

When women can’t let men organise a group dinner or weekend on their own terms and collaborate separately to make shadow plans and agree logistics. The women consequently voluntarily take on the burden of making arrangements and perpetuate outdated gender roles.

“Hey Hun, the boys said they would organise our get together but noone’s done anything and it’s , shall we say Saturday 6pm at yours?”
“No Hun, let them sort it out, no good ever comes from fanny shadowing.”

by Frida99 November 8, 2018

baggy fanny

a vagina that hangs low , also considered a ham sandwich

mia, you have such a baggy fanny

by lollylucy1234555 February 28, 2017