The Skull with Eyeballs

Too terrifying, too frightening, too much.

Shit man, Putin is The Skull with Eyeballs... A straight deadite.

by king1dominate March 30, 2017

African Eyeballs

When one man places his ball sack over another man's eyes

Yeah my mate and I did African Eyeballs last night, it was amazing

by shadowhat June 14, 2018

Squirt eyeball

I got squirt eyeball because my boyfriend was jacking off all over my face and it got all over my face and it got in my eyes so I got squirt eyeball

Squirt eyeball Is win your boyfriend is jacking off and some gets in your eye

by Dilly deli February 03, 2020

eyeball wandering

a mans inability to keep his eyes from wandering towards a womans chest in order to reap the benefits of what her mammary glands offer, without actual physical contact. usually happens without the mans knowledge.

man: ah, damn it! i'm eyeball wandering again.
man 2: you need to stop, or you're gonna be labled as a pervert.

by Luke=lucas May 08, 2008

eyeball twerk

To measure an object (including a liquid or drugs) by using your eyes.

I don’t have a scale for this gram, I’ll just have to eyeball twerk it.

by Doctor Miller March 25, 2018

hairy eyeball

When you teabag someone but your testes aren't shaved.

"Hey man, why did you stop talking to Mark?"

"He tried to give me a hairy eyeball."

by v. summer February 08, 2023

Eyeball golf

When one tries to shoot cum into another’s eye. If accomplished, they get a hole in one.

I played eyeball golf with her and got a hole in one.

by Metzgie June 30, 2019