Jonathan Silverman exit

To be fired because you sent a email to a coworker about wanting to take a shit on someone's chest.

Modernized, but coined by the actor who told a director he would shit on him given a chance.

Steve knew he would have a tough time finding a job after last week's Jonathan Silverman exit.

by world champ crapper May 27, 2010

why do i exist

There is no reason

Why do I exist? There is no reason

by Boomexplodey December 19, 2017

exit post

A post in a forum or on social media one uses to indicate they are leaving a group, thread, or discussion. Typically met with a roast of said person for making a spectacle vs leaving quietly.

A-Hey did you see Maria's post that she's leaving the group?
B-No I did not.
A-She got roasted pretty good for making an exit post.

by xxxmdubxxx January 9, 2017

Existing

Something none of us should be doing right now

I don't see how you don't get the description, existing is pretty straight forward

by ThatOneKidDrew September 16, 2017

marlena exit

a quick departure, usually from a party or gathering without many goodbyes. may seem abrupt.

Hey, what happened to Ken?
Oh, he's done a marlena exit, he's gone.

by Elaine Maz January 30, 2008

emergency exit double handed push power flip 1000

during intercourse, a participant can immediately leave the situation by just pushing his hands off the pelvic area and flip away. this will give god power to the applicant and will get him a free taco at Walmart. this godly being will also have an extremely long penis

Carl committed an emergency exit double handed push power flip 1000, a very slick move, on Debra and she never spoke to him again.

by ice_o’deuce_chill_drin December 19, 2018

bane of my existence

noun
something that is of annoyance, disturbance, ect.

minecraft builder: creepers are the bane of my existence
any minecraft player ever: yeah, same

by kawaii~devil September 21, 2019