"Last week, he said he couldn't finish that project because he was doing job interviews and this week he said he was too busy training the new hire. That guy's a regular Enzo Excuses."
by Scotty Ballgame February 02, 2012
When two struggling artists who claim to be anti-corporate meet unexpectedly in a corporate environment where they clearly work. Suddenly a need to justify their presence arise and both make excuses to the fact.
Typical for musicians, artists, writers, actors, etc.
Typical for musicians, artists, writers, actors, etc.
I ran into Jim in the lobby at work this morning. We had an excuse exchange since I told him I'm a professional musician. All he could talk about was how he was only at the gig part-time but his acting is "really taking off".... yeah right, just like my music career! Busted!
by Rudy Goetell July 26, 2007
An excuse to blame the one side of a riot rather than the other who actually carried out the violent attacks.
by Type2GenomeManiac March 14, 2019
Someone asks you to go workout with them and you said no because you hurt your knee. You would reply... "You have excuse-itis, you need to get rid of your man boobs bro!"
by Pepps September 23, 2007
by Afloat Boat February 11, 2021
When at an Indian family gathering you discover that the mithai is in fact delicious (as compared to being not delicious) and eat 12 pieces claiming that because it is blessed food you should have it.
by RoofusDandelion September 11, 2013
The best fucking overused excuse used to end things with a clingy annoying girl who is super desperate and won’t leave ur ass alone
Girl: “you make me so happy”
Guy: “yeah I don’t have time to commit to anything rn”
Girl “ you’re just using the ally excuse”
Guy: “yeah I don’t have time to commit to anything rn”
Girl “ you’re just using the ally excuse”
by The.real.mvp April 14, 2019