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everybody eats

Everybody eats: (verb) slang term used to describe the collective production of a group pertaining to actual food, athletic gains, or attracting females.
YUUUUUUP, EVERYBODY EATS!
by Addaboy0406 October 1, 2017
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Everybody wants me Joe

This is a common phenomenon that exists in most men. They think all women want them. He's the guy that interepts an innocent comment and/or compliment to mean that you "want him."
Carloyn: "Hey, Joe, nice tie, is that new?"

(How does this in translates in Joe's mind?)

Joe's mind: "See!! I knew it! She wants me!! How do I tell her I'm not looking for a committed relationship."

Joe: "Uh, thanks Carolyn. I gotta go. I have to jump on an important call. (all the while unable to look her in the eye)

(How does this translate in Carolyn's mind?)

Carolyn: "WTF? I told him nice tie!! How does he get that I'm hitting on him." Here's another classic case of 'everybody wants me Joe.'
by CoffeewCream August 29, 2009
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everybody ain't able

Not everyone can live that lifestyle
Everybody ain't able to look like Kylie Jenner
by Arkansas Honey August 10, 2017
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Everybody's ass hole revolves around money

A saying that expresses the fact that most people are ass holes and are extremely greedy for money.
Everybody's ass hole revolves around money.
by Judge dredd7 September 15, 2011
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everybody out !

exclamation used to have system users exit, so that a data update can be processed
Merlin: "everybody out !"

Dave: "everybody out !"
by Margin Monkey #1 March 30, 2009
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Everybody Wins Rule

The Everybody Wins Rule states that a gay man can give a straight man a blowjob, and it isn't gay, because everybody wins.
"Yeah, Jimmy totally sucked my cock last night. No homo."
"Dude, that's fuckin' gay."
"No, it's the Everybody Wins Rule."
by ErryoneWins May 24, 2012
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