Everybody eats: (verb) slang term used to describe the collective production of a group pertaining to actual food, athletic gains, or attracting females.
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Get the Everybody gangsta mug.This is a common phenomenon that exists in most men. They think all women want them. He's the guy that interepts an innocent comment and/or compliment to mean that you "want him."
Carloyn: "Hey, Joe, nice tie, is that new?"
(How does this in translates in Joe's mind?)
Joe's mind: "See!! I knew it! She wants me!! How do I tell her I'm not looking for a committed relationship."
Joe: "Uh, thanks Carolyn. I gotta go. I have to jump on an important call. (all the while unable to look her in the eye)
(How does this translate in Carolyn's mind?)
Carolyn: "WTF? I told him nice tie!! How does he get that I'm hitting on him." Here's another classic case of 'everybody wants me Joe.'
(How does this in translates in Joe's mind?)
Joe's mind: "See!! I knew it! She wants me!! How do I tell her I'm not looking for a committed relationship."
Joe: "Uh, thanks Carolyn. I gotta go. I have to jump on an important call. (all the while unable to look her in the eye)
(How does this translate in Carolyn's mind?)
Carolyn: "WTF? I told him nice tie!! How does he get that I'm hitting on him." Here's another classic case of 'everybody wants me Joe.'
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"Yeah, Jimmy totally sucked my cock last night. No homo."
"Dude, that's fuckin' gay."
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"Dude, that's fuckin' gay."
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