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bowl evacuation

When something is heated in the microwave to the point that it overflows the container holding it.
Ralph: Geez man, what happened to your porridge?

Jimmy: Bowl evacuation.

Ralph: Crikey!
by The Porridge of Oz November 25, 2009
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Premature Evacuation

When people exit a building due to a drill or practice, however no actually emergency is occuring.
For the fire drill the students and staff did a premature evacuation of the school.
by CamIsCoolerThanTori October 26, 2015
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Mavin Street Evacuation Protocol

After meeting a girl and breaking the enforced edging decree of Mavin Street, The Evavcuation protocol is the act of erupting ejaculate inside the girl's rear end. She then protests what you have done and proceeds to shake her ass to try and abort the sludge from her rectum. The resultant semen spray is called the Mavin Street Evacuation protocol.
Willy Leng: "Why is there social sauce deposited on the wall of the kitchen?"
Dayvid: "Sorry man, me and Doris were going hard and it ended with her doing a Mavin Street Evacuation Protocol"
by JimmyTomlinson2 November 20, 2023
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Total Body Evacuation

The simultaneous loss of multiple types of bodily fluids, on an involuntary basis, after passing out following a night out on the town.

Known on twitter as #TBE
Julian didn't know what had happened to his bed until he realised he'd had a Total Body Evacuation during the night
by ubd_god December 23, 2011
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premature evacuation

When everyone leaves the stadium at half time because their team is losing so badly. Especially effective term if the losing team makes a huge come-back and wins. Can also be used to refer to leaving a party or concert early just because it doesn't meet your initial expectations then hearing the next morning that it turned out great.
The newspaper reported a substantial premature evacuation in the third quarter, which despite the Bulls' turnaround for a stunning last-minute win, was hard on the team's morale.
by GigiPDX December 29, 2014
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