bullshit essay

When your college term paper is due in less than an hour and you just decide to shit out whatever words come to mind first into a Word document and hope to get a decent grade.

Melania Trump wrote a bullshit essay to cover for her speech at the RNC 2016.

by TheWhiteBowser July 20, 2016

extended essay

A paper that an IB student has 2 years to write, assigned by a useless class called TOK or theory of knowledge. It has a 4000 word limit and can be written on anything the student likes. After a year of stressing about CAS hours, the TOK essay, IB orals, and endless work, the student relizes the paper is due the next day and must bullsh** his way through a 4000 word paper that is not in the subject (such as psychology, Biology etc)they chose. The paper is usually submitted to turnitin.com and is 99% copied because of the numerous incidences of plagerism found in the paper. This paper MUST be accepted by IB or you will NOT recieve the diploma and you wasted 2 years of your life and gave up your soul and have become a living zombie and will eventually become a crackwhore.

1.Shana- Hey lynn, why did you cut school today

Lynn- Because the extended essay was due today

Jesse- Steph, wats up with Igor, I heard plucked out his own eye balls

Steph- His extended essay was rejected by IB

by Shanabobana =] March 18, 2007

UrbanDictionary Essay

Occuring usually in a contraversial subject in Urbandictionary (eg Palestine, Emo etc.). After a few pages with entries such as "its gay" and "no it ISNT gay", someone who takes his urbandictionary shit seriously comes up and writes a huge-ass essay on the issue. Except noone really gives a fuck, so any readers read the first sentence, thumb up/down and read on.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scene&defid=1449447 -an UrbanDictionary essay by some upset emo kid. Of course, I probably wouldn't call him this if I had read his essay, but again, noone gives a fuck.

by Yaziyo October 18, 2008

esham

A Rapper that been spittin tha wicket shit. Another member of natas and tha godfather of tha wicket shit.

Closed Casket, Dead Flowers, Repentance . Those be 3 of his cds

by B-illy ( SyKDa ) October 29, 2003

esamae

A beautiful girl with the best personality and a nice ass just like her mother also very smart and athletic

Esamae is so perfect

by Sunflower 923471 August 14, 2018

Essay Season

Essay Season is the week or so before vacation or the grade closes. The reason why teacher give so many essay during the week, is so that we go from a 93.22 to 68.23.

Mom: What happened to your grades?
Kid: Mom, it was Essay Season
Mom: What??
Kid: You know when all the teachers decide to make all their essays due on the same day.

by lily809 April 13, 2010

Essay High

When you're in the process of writing an essay and all of a sudden BOOM…a huge rush of knowledge comes to your head that helps you focus and type your essay at warp speed.

Doug: "Whoa! What's wrong with Kyle? Why is he so focused on his laptop?"
Kyle's good pal: "Oh, he's just on an essay high."

by EssayMcGee February 12, 2014