Equinogynophobia

The fear of horse girls, the fear of girls who like horses

Guy 1: “Don’t date that girl, she really like horses.”
Guy 2: “Dude do you have equinogynophobia?”
Guy 1: “It is a healthy fear.”

by Equinogynophobia May 3, 2018

co-equilibrium

1. A state of balance resulting from the co-equal actions of opposite forces.

If you are holding an object in mid-air (Not using your hands, by something like a fan) then you have created co-equilibrium in the object.

by pappa da rappa December 6, 2010

Standard Equipment

The fact that all chicks are bat-crazy, in some way. The partner must accept this and take it in stride, if they want the relationship to work.

Matt: I swear, Kim is nuts.

Jim: They all are. It's standard equipment.

by jimsnow0 November 17, 2012

urinary equilibrium

The act in which one is drinking a beer and taking a piss at the same time thus, the digestive system experiences an equilibrium between these fluids.

"Guys watch me take a piss while drinking this beer"
"That is called urinary equilibrium my friend"

by Titty Monger January 22, 2014

gender equist

A person who supports (and may advocate for) the equal rights of people of all genders. This may be a political or social philosophy, or both.

Susan is a gender equist. She is part of a team advocating to allow men to train as pointe ballerinas.

by Blamtastical July 6, 2014

Esquivalience

The wilful avoidance of one's official responsibilities.

Trap streets serve a purpose, but are also a blatant esquivalience towards the navigating public.

by Jakob Maria Mierscheid March 11, 2007

National Enquirer

A newspaper that provides all the latest gossip about celebirties.

I like reading the National Enquirer, even though the stories may be fake.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003