premature ejaculation

Producing the pearl jam before putting it in the Maam. (See also pronatalist.)

How can you naturally make a baby, if you have a premature ejaculation, or cream your pants, before delivering your penis into your wife's vagina?

by Pronatalist April 26, 2008

Ejaculation Flannel

A piece of fabric,in this case flannel, used to ejaculate into after/during self fornication.

I was all ready to hunker down for a long evening with gimp fetish magazine, but my ejaculation flannel was nowhere to be found! blast rag spankerchief

by MoneyMike00000 January 20, 2009

female ejaculation

a milky-clear fluid thats shoots out of a urethra in a great quantity like a projectile explosion because of a extreme sexual orgasm; often feels like urination

after the horny man had mercilessly pounded her g-spot several times she felt like she was going to pee but instead a fluid jetted out from her swelling urethra and soaked the man completely

by xyz April 29, 2003

Evaculation

(ee-Vak-u-lay-shun) n. To leave a place well after the designated time (late) to vacate.

"They told us the bar closed at 2am, but we didn't start our Evaculation until 3:30am player."

by League of Urban Translators September 12, 2017

spoon ejaculation

flicking a food that could possibly look like sperm off the end of a bent spoon towards a person or persons.

John - "dude you better not spoon ejaculate those mash potatoes on me."

Ben - "come on dude when's the last time i did that?"

John - "um yesterday! u stained my shirt with your damn spoon ejaculation!"

by bloodrush140 March 18, 2010

Ecstaculation

That uncontrollable excitement realized when no one is around to share the good news/event with but you are so happy that you text or log into a social network just to let it be known.

The minute I found out that the Cleveland Cavs had won the 2003 NBA lottery and the chance to draft LeBron James, I was overcome with ecstaculation while driving my car downtown Cleveland.

by RCF's Richfield February 13, 2009

Pre-ejaculation

The act of "half cumming" in which a man can feel ejaculation coming on, and then, at the first twitch of his scrotum, can control and then stop the orgasm, thus creating stamina he didn't know he had!

Jack was in full control until his girlfriend started screaming for him to come which caused "pre-ejaculation", but, after much concentration about tennis, he was able to stop his scrotum from twitching, and instead of cumming, rode for another hour and 11 minutes!

by jjsanantonio April 29, 2010