Epstein Island

When a person takes a huge dump the morning after anal sex and leaves a mound sticking out of the water mixed with baby batter

that was so big I left an Epstein Island in that toilet

by theurbanverman September 2, 2025

Epsteinous

Someone who displays pedophilic behavior.

“That guy seems pretty epsteinous.”

by firstname bunchanumbuhs May 15, 2024

Epstein Method

A therapeutic process designed to help individuals overcome pornography addiction by "weening off" through a four phase program which it is believed reduces the physical and psychological dependence on pornography. The program consists of viewing hardcore pornography initially, with a self awareness of ones addiction, this then transitions into viewing pornographic images, reducing the graphicness of the material to slowly reduce ones dependence. This should then transition into viewing modestly dressed women when masturbating, allowing one to further reduce their addiction, before going into the final step, complete imagination and cognitive visualisation when jacking off. This is the last and ultimate phase of the Epstein Method, allowing one to harness their mental strength to stimulate themselves without external material, making it easy to then stop all together if the subject wishes to. This method has been criticized as it may not help people with severe addictions who have moved even beyond vanilla pornography into severe, violent and potentially illegal content. The method also has not been peer reviewed, however conducted studies show promising results for individuals.

"You've been watching that stuff a lot man, you should try the Epstein Method if you wanna stop!"

by Aaron Carrington February 27, 2025

Epsteined

Sexual position. When you just rape a girl you don’t know in a bathroom bar.

She was a freak last night. She got Epsteined. She loved it. Just playing hard to get

by DaddyDT February 25, 2024

jeffery epstein

Super cool gooner sigma

Sam: I goon to jeffery epstein

by Pannkakor March 7, 2024

Epsteined

A situation where it appears an individual who was minding their own business mysteriously committed suicide but in reality was forced into circumstances where they assisted in their own murder.

The hungry rat epsteined itself when it took the bait and set off the trap.

by Phytosanitary October 17, 2021

Epstein swing set

A single use swing set that is erected in a small room. It is not set up by the user more as a surprise FOR the user.

I give it a week before Ghislaine Maxwell is playing on the Epstein swing set

by Fred44 December 31, 2021