After a night on the tiles that ended with eating dodgy oriental food one wakes up in the morning having shit the bed with undigested bean sprouts, shitaki mushrooms etc caked on the bed spread.
Engrish Breakfast "oh dear some one spilled chinese take away on my bed spread" pause "oh fuck evasive action"
by mabawsa March 13, 2009
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Nadia, you don't speak English, you speak Engrish!
I speak perfect Engrish.
Engrish is my official language.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with my Engrish.
Can't understand what I'm saying, huh? It's okay, I speak Engrish.
It's not the accent, it's Engrish.
I speak perfect Engrish.
Engrish is my official language.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with my Engrish.
Can't understand what I'm saying, huh? It's okay, I speak Engrish.
It's not the accent, it's Engrish.
by Engrish January 8, 2007
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also commonly used to piss people off on the internet by translating it into other net speak.
also commonly used to piss people off on the internet by translating it into other net speak.
How are you gentelmen, all your base are belong to us.
H0w 4r3 j00 g3nt3lm3n, 4ll j00r b4s3 4r3 b3l0n6 t0 us.
(mine) How art thou gentelmen, all of thine base doth belong to us.
H0w 4r3 j00 g3nt3lm3n, 4ll j00r b4s3 4r3 b3l0n6 t0 us.
(mine) How art thou gentelmen, all of thine base doth belong to us.
by Lord Shadow September 14, 2004
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by Gddhtfwyjvehgu June 2, 2020
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Examples:
The comedy skit "Tokyo Breakfast", a train wreck between Engrish and Ebonics which lampoons American and Japanese pop culture.
"Taksetawah", a Japanese-sounding name which is actually a tongue-in-cheek criticism -- in Engrish -- of the extravagant expense of the Tokyo Metropolitan building: "Tax Tower".
Examples:
The comedy skit "Tokyo Breakfast", a train wreck between Engrish and Ebonics which lampoons American and Japanese pop culture.
"Taksetawah", a Japanese-sounding name which is actually a tongue-in-cheek criticism -- in Engrish -- of the extravagant expense of the Tokyo Metropolitan building: "Tax Tower".
by Taksetawah May 13, 2005
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"Dude, you call yourself a FOB? Your Engrish is horrible! You speak better English than the Americans!"
(as a subject)
asian mom: "You get B+ in Engrish! Why you get B+ in engrish?! Dis is unaxetable! Wut you tink your punishment shood be?"
"Dude, you call yourself a FOB? Your Engrish is horrible! You speak better English than the Americans!"
(as a subject)
asian mom: "You get B+ in Engrish! Why you get B+ in engrish?! Dis is unaxetable! Wut you tink your punishment shood be?"
by azer29 October 12, 2006
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