Emils

realy fat cunt whit no shlong. he plays roblox and faps to girl avatars.he eats cheese like a hungry whore.hes best frend is BIG TITS DANIELS who yells gibie and takes his shirt of and shows his big tits.

my frend emils is a fat cunt whit no cock and balls and eats cheese for breakfast.

by Tiny peener November 1, 2019

Emil

A guy with a 2 nanometer penis

You have an Emil

by Stupid Pertti November 19, 2018

Emil

Someone with a small penis

I wouldn't date him he seems like an Emil

by Michelisbae October 16, 2017

Emil

a person who can go fuck off

uh it Emil lets go

by p@ndal0rd May 15, 2019

Emil

Emil is a Hella toxic Norwegian whom is gay and a snitch that no one likes.

Random dude : that guy snitch on me
Other random dude: that's definitely a Emil

by EMIL CLOWN December 25, 2019

Emilism

A term used to describe the abilty of lesbians to attract and pull unwanted straight girls.

Emily innocently dressed in green on a hockey social was attacked by sailor girl. Photos later in the night suggested actions in the toilet where not of the toilet nature. Sailor girl was now green.
3months later:
Sailor girl confesses love Emilism occurs
Result:
Emily buys a hamster ‘Spazmo Mc Clawface’

by Gaydeator April 1, 2007

Emil

Trash

*sees trashcan* "Hello emil"

by Anne_Ahl6 May 8, 2018