Earal

The type of sex when the man sticks his penis in the ladies ear.

When Jerry was drunk he gave a fat chick earal.

by Hellsing April 20, 2005

embarassed

When you don't know how to spell "embarrassed".

Dear Americans:

Spell "embarassed" with 2 "R"s, 2 "S"s.

by kikimaru July 12, 2011

Second-hand Embarassment

The uncomfortable feeling you get from the embarassment that the person whom is embarassing themselves should be feeling, but isnt, perhaps because of being:
a. Mentally unstable
b. Under the influence of a controlled/uncontrolled substance

c. Socially retarded

Dude, I had the worst second-hand embarassment for Dennis the other night. He was singing a Phil Collins song from Tarzan to the bartender.

by Pheeya August 6, 2010

Embarackment

The term I will be using if Barack Obama doesnt live up to what he has promised the American people

I voted Barack Obama ahead of John Mccain. I hope I dont choke on my vote and think what an utter embarackment to America he has become

by O.Meredith IV aka BERTRAND March 18, 2009

Elarah

Similar to the word "Elara" meaning the 13th Moon of Jupiter, pronounced "Ella-Rah". The word Elarah means independent, self sufficient or self reliant. It can also mean Blessing, Bright Light or Guardian Spirit.

"Elara with an H, Elarah!" Elara

by RayKetsu January 3, 2011

Earachnophobia

The fear of putting your ear near that spider

Person 1: There's no way Im putting my EAR next to that SPIDER.

Person 2: You must have Earachnophobia

by imagorilla August 28, 2009

Embarassed Turtle

Taking the limp penis and pushing in back into you as far as it can go. Then you take the loose scrotum (best when out of a hot-tub or hot shower) and fold it from under, on to the top of your penis therefore resembling a turtle hiding in its shell.

The Embarassed Turtle, the Bat Wing, and the Brain are some of my favorite penis molding techniques during boredom.

by Fox Man October 24, 2007