Butthole Elves

Butthole elves are the magical crew that keep water tight integrity when you are not sure how you didn’t shit your pants.

I sneezed and thanks to the butthole elves I did not shit the bed.

by BigGuysWife November 13, 2018

Drawer elves

Elves that live in your drawers.

Sorry about that, it’s just my drawer elves acting up.

by Ffmedic114 December 3, 2018

Phil Elverum

phil elverum is the guy from the microphones and mount eerie and he is the best man to ever exist

"do you know phil elverum?"
"omggggg i love phil elverum yes i know him yes his music is amazing i love phil elverum"

by James waterdingle July 12, 2023

Blood Elves

The disgraceful race of Horde in the game World of Warcraft. Compared to orcs, undead, taurens and trolls they are pussies. They look like they belong on Alliance. Made available on the expansion pack 'Burning Crusade'.

1. "Blood Elf? I thought you said you were Horde."

2. "There's nothing more gay than a faggot and there's nothing more faggot than Alliance and there's nothing more Alliance than Blood Elves." - Novaraven

by Josie Sphincter August 5, 2008

Elves

A species of humanoid who are alive to serve Homo sapiens on Christmas. They are often overworked as they have to make all the toys for every single child for christmas

Elves are practically our slaves as they make us toys without them getting anything in return

by Dubiks December 24, 2018

elvert

Elvert is a charismatic person, a person of unique characteristics that make him be him, someone you can trust, joke around with, and be serious with. Elvert isn’t perfect though, no one can say that they are. Elvert can be annoying but not necessarily the bad type, the stubborn type that consistently asks you “what’s wrong?” If they notice that you’re not you. He can be extremely childish and immature, he blends in with almost every scenario. Elvert is simply an amazing, one of a kind guy.

“Shut up Elvert”
“You are so childish”

“ V. V. “

by V. V. October 17, 2019

Barn Elves

A person you might see at the dollar store or Walmart, barefooted, in their pajamas, and hair a mess, looking as if they just rolled out of the barn after sleeping for 15 hours. Usually wearing a stupefied look on their face while walking/scooting around scratching and cussing in the middle of every isle with their entire family. They are usually heavily overweight from little to no physical activity and consuming huge quantities of packaged sweets and sodas purchased with their government food stamp card. They have a tendency to call everyone stupid and usually graduate to driving scooters at "the Walmarts" when they get tired of walking around age 30, but have no trouble walking to their cars and getting around in the dollar store. Can usually produce 8-12 offspring with different men during their lifespan.

Every time I try to go down the ice cream isle at Walmart I am blocked by a convoy of barn elves on handicap scooters who give rise to the thought that "Idiocracy" wasn't just a movie.

by Faux Fu Chu September 13, 2016