running exploders

The act of making a b-line for the shitter before having a massive load of beef stew fill your panties.
1-After eating at Taco Bell, Scott had a bad case of the running exploders.

2-Holy shit! I think I just blew the back of the toilet out with my running exploders.
by Demongurl August 13, 2007
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Explode the Whale

1. An action that has has good intent, but has quite unexpected and possibly messy consequences.

2. Naming the source of conflict and getting it out in the open. The results of which may not be pretty, but it is far better than leaving it to fester.

3. The abrupt release of any unresolved tension that has built up over time, whether intentionally or randomly. With unpleasant results.

ORIGIN

The Oregon Whale Explosion of 1970

A Brief History of Exploding Whales (from theatlantic.com/technology)
Origin:
The Oregon Whale Explosion of 1970 can be seen as a metaphor for life situations, when you intend something quite different to what actually happens.

Other notable whale explosions mirror that awkward situation in life when you realize you can't let something just sit there and fester, but doing something about it will get messy.

Examples:

in a meeting: "Look we all know what's going on - why don't we just explode the whale and deal with it."

from theatrical improv: where a partner abruptly shuts down the scene by doing something too outrageous. "When you shot the other guy in your scene you really exploded the whale"

Waiting for something bad to happen: "Wow, this situation is tense…any minute now the whale's going to explode! And I don't want to be around when it happens!"
by steeroop May 2, 2014
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exploding kings

Playing "Exploding Kittens" with a standard deck of cards instead of using original "Exploding Kittens" deck. Requires 2 decks for full emulation, but with 4 or less players you can use a single deck.

2-6 = pair-able cards (cards without instructions)
7 = skip
8 = see the future (1 extra "8" card is needed from 2nd deck for accurate emulation)
9 = nope
10 = shuffle the deck
Jack = attack
Queen = ask for favor
King = exploding kitten

Ace = diffuse (2 Ace cards from 2nd deck are required for more than 4 players)

Best if played by people who are familiar with "Exploding Kittens" rules.
Camper 1: Lets play "Exploding Kittens"
Camper 2: Crap, I left my deck at home. I only have regular cards
Camper 3: We can play Exploding Kings - use regular cards and use "Exploding Kittens" rules.
by Dr. Analog July 10, 2017
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exploded hotdog

a gross, rotten, smelly gross vagina relating usually to a femal teenager. mostly looking like a blown up hotdog
guy1: hey did you fuck that gurl danielle?

guy2: yeaa dude shit was nasty?
guy1: why? how was her vagina?

guy2: looked like a exploded hotdog bro!
by hotdogvag November 23, 2009
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exploding fireball

you put hot sauce in the chicks pussy and start doin her and then when you are about to cum (it will burn alot) and you spray red cum all over her face
thee exploding fireball hurts so much
by happyjack5 September 10, 2009
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exploding fists

a knucks handshake where when the two fists touch the hands are quickly spread open.
That kid didn't even know exploding fists, we touched and he clenched like he was pinching twins.
by J Wizza July 9, 2006
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the pig exploded

when a particular place or item looks like it has been run in all wheel drive through a mote of dead hookers and spaghetti sauce at terminal velocity.
There is a sign on all of the microwaves, please cover your food. Today all of the microwaves looked like the pig exploded in them. Could you please keep it simple. Cover your food.
by doctor squander August 27, 2009
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