the expert

a person who knows everything about everything; kent kovalsky

"dude i don't like Dell computers. but i honestly think that enterprise Linux is one important component to a successful UNIX Migration"
"no its not"
"how would you know? do you think you're kent or something?"

by i know the expert April 20, 2005

expecially

A common mispronunciation of the word "especially"

I like eating mayonaisse right out of the jar; expecially on a hot summer day"

by Hank McDizzleson July 3, 2008

expectorating

hocking a lugie, spitting mucus and saliva out of your mouth

I'm especially good at expectorating.

by UIO000 December 28, 2006

better than expected

better than expected: it's the new way out of something.

The economy after the 2008 crash seems to be recovering at fast pace at the incessant sound of "better than expected". the only problem is that the predictions of what's "expected" are made by the same guys that didn't see the worse coming... when it was really better.

dude1: Hey dude? Is your wife really cheating on you and you still in this good mood?

dude2: Well.. it's because I thought she was double timing me with 3 different guys. Turned out to be only with two of them.

dude1: Oh, I get it! you're into the whole.. Better than expected thing

by mave73 July 31, 2009

instant expert

Someone who looks up a word or a fact on a search engine, such as {Google}, looks at a few articles or definitions, mostly on {Wikipedia}, and decides they now know everything about it.

Person one: "Whoa. So now Jason started an argument with me about which of the American Presidents are the best and worst. Yesterday, he didn't know anything about them."

Person two: "He {Googled} them, obviously."

Person one: "you're right. He's become an instant expert."

by Astor G. February 28, 2008

Expectus Nofetus

The Harry Potter abortion spell

Hermione: Listen Ron, I have to tell you something. From the night before...I...I'm pregnant.
Ron: Hermione! That's amazing!
Hermione: Like fuck it is. EXPECTUS NOFETUS!

by thedank June 28, 2017

expentious

expensive and pretentious

You look like such a hipster douchebag with those expentious sunglasses.

by yjneb June 24, 2010