Toe exercising

Exercising your toes with the intent to perform sexual acts

Cara incorporated toe exercising into her workout routine. She has the strongest toes and it really turns me one — it does the trick!

by Karen Powers March 16, 2022

Exercising

Time wasted trying to look less fat. Not recomended for fat asses.
May cause heart attack and muscle falure.

Fat ass "dude im so fat, maybe i should start exercising"

Mom "you wouldnt want to do that dear, you would kill yourself"

by I hate preps February 20, 2009

Kegel Exerciser

A stainless steel rod that men and women use to strengthen the Kegel muscles (pelvic floor).
Also a common excuse for a women to purchase a dildo...

Jane: What is that in your sock drawer? A dildo?

Fern: No, of course not... it's, er... a Kegel Exerciser.

Jane: Oh... that's completely reasonable. I'm sorry to have called you a sexually starved slag.

Fern: ... you didn't...

by goatonwire June 2, 2009

thumb exercises

The lack of exercise caused by being on a portable game device or smart phone for extended periods of time. Typically Apple or Blackberry users

You're looking a bit weighty. Have you been doing any exercise?

...Only thumb exercises

by Cyberwulf July 18, 2012

Exercising the right

To exercise your right to not give a fuck.

Today at work, We was Exercising the right, to just not give a fuck.

by Armadillo king 42069 August 5, 2021

exercised induced asthma

A type of asthma caused when exercising. It's when your air way is smaller than normal, so you're breathing through an abnormally sized air way. Can be treated by using a subscribed inhaler.

While I was playing basketball, I had a case of exercised induced asthma.

by m-sizzle-wizzle-money-weezy-yo January 13, 2011

deep breathing exercises

Process of getting high as fuck

Yo whatcha up to?
Nothing much just deep breathing exercises.

by Poppyseeddoobie November 30, 2013