Epiphany whore

Someone who chasing the long tail of their perfection as a distraction from their purpose.
Susan, the fuckin’ world’s on fire! Quit navel-gazing you epiphany whore and help out already!
by Mr. Bob-a-Lina December 29, 2020
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epiphany vampire

Someone who watches other people play video games that have knowledge-based puzzles, because (having played the game themselves already) they already know the solution and wish to re-experience the thrill of someone working it out.
Oh man, I finally beat Outer Wilds last night, and now I've turned into an epiphany vampire!
by TfGuy44 September 25, 2023
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The Epiphany Club

You are a member of the Epiphany club if you were born in the twelve days before or after Christmas (13th Dec - 6th Jan). Membership of the Epiphany club bestows some, if not all, of the following benefits:-
• People forget your birthday completely

• People will not buy you a Christmas / Birthday present (delete as appropriate), opting instead to buy you 'One big present' which never is.
• Nobody will want to attend a birthday party or go out on your birthday as they're too busy / broke / partied out / away visiting family. However will often say, "We will have a second birthday party in the summer" (which never materialises). There is an exception for those born on New Years Eve who do get to go out and party but attendees do it for the wrong reason.

• Your birthday presents (if you get one (see above)) will be wrapped in Christmas paper and the gift giver will apologise saying, "I couldn't find any birthday wrapping paper and had a lot of that instead"
I was born on Christmas day and get all the benefits of being a member of the Epiphany club.
by Milkysym October 25, 2015
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Eva’s Epiphany

When you get close with the right people who make you realise you enjoy other’s company rather than your own
I love being with impy squad, I’ve had Eva’s epiphany.
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Lyrical epiphany

When song writers or authors come up with a new idea and just know they gotta write it or sing it.
As I sat on my bed, on my phone, I jolted up in search for a pen and a note pad, because of my lyrical epiphany.
by Anonymous music word things December 14, 2017
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lyrical epiphany

When song writers or authors come up with an idea and they just know they gotta write it or sing it.
As I sat on my bed on my phone, I jolted up in search for a note pad and pen because I had a lyrical epiphany.
by Anonymous music word things December 14, 2017
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