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electric wedge

another name for a tasor commonly used by prostitutes in order for protection
slut: give me ma money!
cheap guy: fuck you
slut: bzzzzap! (electric wedge)
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Election Night Blues

1-A condition of serious disappointment suffered by roughly half of the American population when 'their presidential candidate' fails to achieve the magic 270 votes required to emerge victorious from the Electoral Collage.
2-The massive, violent social upheaval requiring police and military intervention as a consequence of 1.
No matter who prevails the, expect Election Night Blues with one side fomenting and condoning violence and the other calling for unity, cohesion and healing.
Remember 2020. It will forever change the world.
by YAWA November 3, 2020
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Electric squiggle

When two erect men rub their socks on the carpet then touch penises to create an electric zap. ⚡️
Have you ever tried the electric squiggle? It’s awesome!!
by The real doodlebob June 21, 2021
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The Electric Nut

When Ryan hooks a car battery to his nipples and turns it on while ejaculating then proceeds to rattle his teammates in siege with 7.62 rounds while going “uuguugugughfhugyuguuguuguufu”
Ryan performed the electric nut in last nights lobby
by The Electric Boogaloo November 30, 2019
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body electric

The feeling of extreme happiness or euphoria, as said by Lana del Rey in the song "Body Electric."
"We get down every Friday night, dancing and grinding in the pale moonlight...I sing the body electric"
by Evangeline of angels February 5, 2014
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school election

Basically a popularity contest. It doesn't matter how many extra curriculars you are involved in, how well you speak, how you campaign, or how good your platform is. What only matters is how popular you are and what your lies are.
Today's School Elections:
Dustin: Hey Ben, who are you voting for?
Ben: I'm voting for Nic. He's really popular and he promised free donuts if he won.

Dustin: But what about Hannah? She's been on the Academic Team, in Science Club for 3 years and is involved in NJHS. She looks like she could do a really good job.
Ben: Yeah, but who is she? I'm voting for Nicc, cuz who doesn't like Nic?
What the elections should be:
Dustin: Hey Ben, who are you voting for?
Ben: I'm voting for Nic.
Dustin: Why? What has he done for the school?

Ben: I don't know. His speech wasn't that good, was it? That Hannah chic, her speech was really good.
Dustin: Yeah, you bet it was! I'm gonna vote for her! She's not only been on Academic Team and NJHS for 3 years, but she's been in Science Club, too. She's WAY more qualified than Nic is.

Ben: You're right. I'm voting for Hannah

So, that's how it is and how it should be.
by Ms. N. Nelson January 4, 2011
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electric light orchestra

Rock Band Built around the Talents of Jeff Lynne a Songwriter Second only to Lennon-McCartney For Sheer Brilliance.
Electric Light Orchestra Is Too Long Dude.
I Know I prefer ELO
by Mr Blue Sky May 15, 2006
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