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COVID Education

A COVID education is an education many students received during the COVID-19 pandemic. The COVID education is an incomplete and faulty education due to cheating and not being focused during classes. People who have received a COVID education are slower to comprehend subjects that they should have learned when they were in school.
Person 1: Man, that guy is dumb as hell!

Person 2: Go easy on him man, he has a COVID education.
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The teacher was confused about why her students could not comprehend the problem that they should have learned last year, little did she know, her class has a COVID education.
by bigdubs4eva December 1, 2020
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abstinence only education

One of the few kinds of education that actually supports withholding knowledge. Abstinence only education is a form of Sex Ed where people are only informed about the single fact that abstinence is the only completely effective form of birth control.
Abstinence only education is like taking driver's ed and having them tell you not to drive.
by Patrick Tescher June 11, 2006
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Saullian education

N. A type of teaching style, usually instituted in high schools, rarely in colleges. The Saullian educator tends to try to become "friends" with the students, only to renege on this whenever something actually important emerges, such as any minor late assignment. The Saullian educator also rarely knows what he or she is talking about and uses neo-liberal bullshit that sounds profound when it is really just a plethora of nihilistic jibber-jabber. Only few are fooled by this facade. Classes usually stress "Socratic dialog" which is decried by the teacher as "off-topic" right before any sort of meaning can actually be discovered. Student's opinions are usually rebuffed as immature, except when the teacher actually uses student work as a teaching aid, because he or she didn't give a fuck to actually learn the material. Saullian teachers also enjoy screwing students over, especially at critical times when it would be the least helpful.
A naive shit like you would probably think that, but in reality, he's a fan of Saullian education.
by AKorZ May 1, 2011
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Department of Education

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1. The Communist institution that centralizes education at the federal level of the United States government.

2. The parasitical administration that pats themselves on the back for simultaneously brainwashing America's children and draining resources from actual workers who actually produce something of value.

3. Financial Terrorists who distort the market for student loans by artificially moving the supply of loans outward, thereby raising tuition costs.
The Department of Education gave away loans indiscriminately to would-be college students, allowing universities to increase their prices astronomically given this neverending supply of capital.
by George Stuffalottapuss January 4, 2012
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Sex Education

A useless class in highschool. A class where they try to teach us stuff we already know and practice. Also, where they try to scare you out of having sex with pictures of diseased genitals.
Omg, I am supposed to use a condom?! I would have NEVER known! Sex Education is so helpful!
by TheMusicsLoud April 27, 2012
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Driver's Education

A Government run program in which VHS tapes made in the eighties and nineties containing crashes are shown. Intended to scare teens to keep off the streets.
"Ok kids, here's todays driver's education video."

"Ha ha ha, we're a bunch of drunk teens in a car on a country freeway!"
In a different car:
"Tommy, do you want to try gymnastics?"
CRASH

"And that, kids, is why you never drink and drive."
by ThomasHunter14 December 16, 2012
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Public School Education

A school system that full of exaggerated claims, false hopes, and empty promises. The American public school system is a shitty school system. It is a school system that take in billions of dollars annually, pays no income taxes, and always needs more money. Public school education easily has the biggest bullshit story in the world. With that said most kids would agree that the American public school education system is completely incompetent and just doesn't even give a fuck. They don't give a fuck about kids. If everyone knew that than the American public school education system would be out on the loving, caring ass a long time ago.
This is why a homemaker cannot hold a candle to a high school principal. When it comes to believing in anything public school education says I tried. I really did try. I really did try to believe that public school education was the best education system in the world, I found out that public school education is nothing more that total bullshit. This is why I have a hostile view towards the American public school education system.
by Viscount Druitt February 9, 2020
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