Some say he looks like a mall cop others say he’s just a fat piece of shit. He thinks he’s a cop and likes to think he can bully people. He really is just a friendless whale. He is also known as Taquache.
Hey man do you know Edgar? Do you mean Taquache? Yeah he sucked me up last night.
A tall skinny girl that plays volleyball, loves cats, ramen noodles, and Lightning McQueen backpacks. Enjoys long naps, boba tea, followed by another long nap.
hella mean small peepe amd nevers gets the ass and has big gay he is also will sleep with your boyfriend so hide your guys before an Edgar comes along or he will ben them over and stick it in to give them the BIG GAY. LIKE THE PERSON READING THIS.