e-tard

A person who is significantly behind the technology curve.

"My Mom is trying to make a Facebook account but I'm not worried, she's an e-tard."

by Skyfood January 20, 2010

e tard

When a person takes the drug extasy and lays down to sleep instead of dance.

Man that pill was lame all I did was chill all night,I hate when I e tard.

by lil miss May 19, 2006

e-tard

One who is not yet schooled in the ways of electronic mail, or e-mail as some say. Said individual may not know how to forward an e-mail, attach a file to an e-mail, or add recipients to an e-mail. In extreme cases, the e-tard may not even have an e-mail account.

-Should i forward this link to Will?
-Don't bother, he's a total e-tard. He probably won't even be able to open it.

by Bum Stigity Bum March 4, 2011

E-tard

an engineering student

That kid from the e-school? What an e-tard.

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

e-tard

one who lacks intelligence and attention to their environment due to copious amounts of time spent using technological devices (ex: iPods, cell phones, etc)

My lab partners are such e-tards, they text during the whole class and then come to me when they miss the directions.

by Juniperpeach October 22, 2010

E-tard

to fail at using the internet, whether in forums or browsing through perverted images of the blue waffle with your male friends

Nerd 1: LMAO, YH, TBH E=MC2... LOL

E-tard: FORL

Nerd 2: FORL... Flooring On The Roll Laughing... Hehe, what an e-tard.

by Handicapped Pigg March 16, 2010

E-tard

One who is afflicted by an addiction to ecstasy/MDMA

That **** is just a silly e-tard

by Lamour April 24, 2008