by Schlongfacelots May 3, 2016

When you say that a woman has dyslexic breasts, it means that she is a vegan. It can also mean that her cooking is disgusting or she hates men. Used in conjunction with echo sound woman.
by TheBuffMuffin December 10, 2017

by Alec campione March 11, 2019

When someone hits on a person that is clearly not interested. They didn't read the room, they're emotionally dyslexic,
Yoh, Chad just got batted by that betty who's been avoiding him all night. Man's emotionally dyslexic.
by Lord-voldeSNORT June 30, 2023
