by William Clarke December 29, 2003
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Derives from the skeezy dog-rat character, Dijon, in the Disney movie, "Ducktales the Movie—Treasure of the Lost Lamp."
Derives from the skeezy dog-rat character, Dijon, in the Disney movie, "Ducktales the Movie—Treasure of the Lost Lamp."
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by Sir Bougs October 22, 2009
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A.K.A. Deezy
A.K.A. Deezy
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