Smooth talking your way into getting whatever you want. Being sneaky, slimy, or otherwise underhanded to achieve the equivalent of theft.
Derives from the skeezy dog-rat character, Dijon, in the Disney movie, "Ducktales the Movie—Treasure of the Lost Lamp."
I felt like dicking over Comcast for the hell of it, so i Dijoned them cutting out bill in half while including free HBO for a year
