Scoop Dunk

When you take two (or three) fingers and scoop the last bit of shiza out of another man's anus and then dunk it directly into their mouth.

"James, are you going to let me scoop dunk you tonight?" "Only if you bring extra saran wrap."

by shizajim September 9, 2011

Slam dunk

a complete fabrication, lie, falsehood, misstatement of facts, perjury

George Tenet told Congress that it was a "slam dunk" certainty that Saddam had weapons, because technically slam dunk doesn't mean anything when applied to a true/false statement. (Also see Perjury)

by Stinky Weazaltits March 25, 2007

Sloppy Slam Dunk

Someone is laying down and begins to push out a shit. As soon as the poop begins to crown you take your dick and jam the shit back into their ass.

Jenny started to shit so i took my cock and Sloppy Slam Dunked it back inside of her.

by Lil Rizz April 11, 2011

sky-dunk

while having sex, have the girl spread her legs open facing up. Climb to a high place and jump off and land in her vagina.

Last night was crazy, the crazy bitch let me sky-dunk her. I almost broke her vagina.

by mjdunking November 15, 2011

The Slam Dunk

when you’re having sex with someone and right as you’re about to cum, you pull out and release into your hand. you then take that hand and smack your partner on the stomach, nutin hand.

Only real relationships have performed The Slam Dunk.

by Garrett’s jamaican buttercup May 14, 2018

Slam Dunk

Shortly after a woman gives birth, a witness in the room proceeds to palm the baby's head and redirects the newly born baby back into the womb.

Father, about his newly born child: I was really quite surprised when the obstetrician slam dunked little Maxwell.

by Jackie Peterpants March 18, 2010

slam dunk'ed

When some fat whale gets man juice all over their face while asleep.

Ryan : Hey, Sam. Why are you always coming to work with something on your face? You were drinking that milk shake again weren't you?

(Tired) Sam : Hey boss. No, I wasn't eating at work again, gosh! I guess my boyfriend slam dunk'ed on me when I fell asleep and I forgot to wash my face. Hey, is it lunch time yet?

by 4tehlulz October 16, 2008